I Know Nothing — Funny Socrates Coffee Mug

He invented Western philosophy. He taught Plato, who taught Aristotle, who taught Alexander the Great. He was sentenced to death for asking too many questions. And his entire philosophical position can be summarized in three words.

This 11oz ceramic mug features Socrates in his off-hours uniform — cardigan, loafers, beard fully untamed, book tucked under his arm — the founding father of Western thought finally admitting what every meeting attendee has been thinking: I Know Nothing. It was right the whole time.

Drink your coffee. Question everything. Survive your Monday.

Part of the Off-Duty Philosophers Collection — where history's greatest thinkers finally admit they were just winging it.

Product features

- Microwave-safe for reheating drinks and soups

- Dishwasher-safe for easy, everyday cleaning

- Vibrant, long-lasting color reproduction

- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle

- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions

- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap