About Shticker

Hi, I'm Keegan.

Shticker is my passion project. I'm Keegan Edwards — I live in Denver, Colorado, with my wife and our two kids, and when I'm not chasing them around or watching the Broncos and Nuggets let me down in creative new ways, I spend a lot of time thinking about two things: history and the internet.

I have a bachelor's in Political Science from the University of Rochester and an MBA from the University of Colorado Denver. By day, I run New Media Retailer, a digital marketing agency, and I'm the founder of Mighty Sites, a website platform built on Shopify. I also make videos about the early internet and small business websites over on TikTok. You can learn more about me at KeeganEdwards.com.

So why am I selling stickers of Abraham Lincoln complaining about meetings?

The Shtick

Somewhere between studying political theory and sitting through my thousandth standup, it hit me: the people in our history textbooks were just people. Lincoln had Mondays. Washington sat through bad meetings. Franklin would have absolutely had opinions about dating apps.

Shticker is what happens when a Poli Sci nerd with a sense of humor gets a Shopify store and too much coffee. I write the jokes — the dry, slightly-too-relatable observations about office life, group projects, and the absurdity of modern work — and put them in the mouths of the historical figures who would've nailed them.

How It's Made (The Honest Version)

A few things I want to be upfront about, because I think you deserve to know what you're buying:

The designs. I come up with the joke, the concept, and the character. I use AI image tools to help me illustrate them, then refine and edit until the design feels right. It's a collaboration between my brain and a very patient machine.

The products. Shticker uses print-on-demand. When you order a sticker or mug, it's printed and shipped by a trusted production partner — not pulled off a shelf in my garage. This keeps quality consistent and lets me focus on what I'm actually good at: writing dumb jokes about dead presidents. Orders typically ship within 3–5 business days, and you'll get tracking as soon as it's out the door.

The business. Shticker is a real, operating business based in Denver, CO. If something goes wrong with your order, a real human (me, or someone I trust) will respond. You can reach us anytime at the contact page.

The Business Behind the Business

Shticker is operated by 84 Ventures LLC, DBA Shticker — a Colorado-registered limited liability company based in Denver. 84 Ventures is my parent company for passion projects and side ventures outside of my agency work. So when you buy a sticker, you're buying it from a real, registered business with a real human behind it — not a faceless dropship operation.

What's Next

I'm starting with American presidents because I have a lot of opinions about them, but the plan is to expand — more historical figures, more eras, more inside jokes for people who think too much during their 9 AM standup. If you have a request, send it over. Some of my favorite designs started as someone else's idea.

Thanks for being here.

— Keegan