Father of the Country — Funny George Washington Coffee Mug

He chopped down the cherry tree. He crossed the Delaware. He set every precedent we still ignore. And somehow he's still the most well-rested person at the meeting.

This 11oz ceramic mug features George Washington in his off-hours uniform — hoodie, Converse, ponytail intact — quietly reminding the room exactly who's been holding it together since 1789. Father of the Country. No further questions.

Drink your coffee. Refuse the kingship. Survive your Monday.

• 11oz glossy white ceramic — built to outlast Mondays
• Vibrant, full-color print that survives the dishwasher
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Lead-free and BPA-free
• Comfortable C-handle, fits naturally in your hand
• Printed and shipped from the USA in 3–5 business days