{"product_id":"its-not-ideal-funny-plato-coffee-mug","title":"It's Not Ideal — Funny Plato Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe invented Western political philosophy. He founded the Academy, the world's first university. He wrote The Republic, Symposium, and twenty-five other dialogues that scholars are still arguing about 2,400 years later. And his entire worldview boils down to one quietly devastating concession: nothing in the material world quite measures up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis 11oz ceramic mug features Plato in his off-hours uniform — cardigan, loafers, beard neatly groomed, scroll in hand — the student who outshined Socrates delivering the most polite philosophical complaint ever phrased: \u003cem\u003eIt's Not Ideal.\u003c\/em\u003e It's literally never ideal. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrink your coffee. Compare it to the Form. Survive your Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Off-Duty Philosophers Collection — where history's greatest thinkers finally admit they were just winging it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Microwave-safe ceramic for reheating drinks quickly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Dishwasher-safe finish for easy cleaning\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, long-lasting print colors on glossy white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz with a comfortable C-handle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free for daily, confident use\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":49795252191472,"sku":"39787291534304955196","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/4133\/0160\/files\/14500171911726254549_2048.jpg?v=1780510154","url":"https:\/\/getshtickers.com\/products\/its-not-ideal-funny-plato-coffee-mug","provider":"Shticker","version":"1.0","type":"link"}