{"product_id":"confucius-say-tgif-funny-confucius-coffee-mug","title":"Confucius Say: TGIF — Funny Confucius Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe systematized ethics 2,500 years before there was a word for it. He produced the Analects, a book that has shaped East Asian moral philosophy for 75 generations and counting. He never said a single thing that started with \"Confucius say.\" Americans invented that.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis 11oz ceramic mug features Confucius in his off-hours uniform — cardigan, loafers, beard at full sage length, calligraphy brush in hand — the original wise teacher reluctantly delivering the only line he is now culturally obligated to deliver: \u003cem\u003eConfucius Say: TGIF.\u003c\/em\u003e He didn't say that either. But it's Friday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrink your coffee. Pursue virtue. Survive your Monday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Off-Duty Philosophers Collection — where history's greatest thinkers finally admit they were just winging it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, durable color printing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":49795989176560,"sku":"29267057826793254203","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/4133\/0160\/files\/7322869258962301431_2048.jpg?v=1780510454","url":"https:\/\/getshtickers.com\/products\/confucius-say-tgif-funny-confucius-coffee-mug","provider":"Shticker","version":"1.0","type":"link"}